Post by lunaria on Apr 20, 2006 10:50:53 GMT -5
EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit
Eve. "So, how's everything going?" inquired God.
"It's all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and
sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights -- everything is just
wonderful. But I do have one problem. It's these breasts you've
given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I'm constantly
knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain," reported Eve.
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she felt that ha ving only two breasts might leave her body more symmetrically balanced, as she put it.
"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you're right. I'll fix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into
the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
"Well, Eve, how's my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one little oversight on your part. You
see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has
her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you're
right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I'll immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's
see........... .where did I put that useless boob?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit
Eve. "So, how's everything going?" inquired God.
"It's all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and
sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights -- everything is just
wonderful. But I do have one problem. It's these breasts you've
given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I'm constantly
knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain," reported Eve.
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she felt that ha ving only two breasts might leave her body more symmetrically balanced, as she put it.
"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you're right. I'll fix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into
the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
"Well, Eve, how's my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one little oversight on your part. You
see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has
her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you're
right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I'll immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's
see........... .where did I put that useless boob?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?
