Post by lunaria on Apr 20, 2006 15:43:27 GMT -5
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for three weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls
Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the
title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde
for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee
of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there. Three weeks later, the blonde returns, repays
the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $18.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very well, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow
$5,000?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my
car for three weeks for only $18.41 and expect it to be there when I
return?"
Finally. . . .a smart blonde joke!
She says she's going to Europe on business for three weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls
Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the
title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde
for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee
of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there. Three weeks later, the blonde returns, repays
the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $18.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very well, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow
$5,000?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my
car for three weeks for only $18.41 and expect it to be there when I
return?"
Finally. . . .a smart blonde joke!